Dead.

It was somewhat unexpected that Michael Jackson died yesterday, but I can't really say that I'm "surprised".

Michael Jackson's life over the past 15 years or so has been a train wreck looking for a stalled truck on the tracks. I wonder if the public will ever know the real reason for Jackson's untimely passing.

I won't bother to enumerate the bizarre events of Jackson's life, for they are already well-known and well-documented and ultimately not too important anymore.

Suffice it to say; he's dead,...Shum-on.