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(T)he Minnesota Supreme Court on Tuesday unanimously ruled Franken the winner of last November’s Senate race. In a 5-0 decision, the court upheld a three-judge panel’s April 14 ruling that Franken defeated Coleman in the race by 312 votes out of 2.9 million cast.

The Minnesota Supreme Court today declared unfunny Comedian and failed radio host Al Franken the winner in the U.S. Senate race against Norm Coleman.

Will there be widespread Democratic outrage that the court intervened and decided the case ala Florida 2000? Or that neither candidate had a clear majority?

Of course not.


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In other news, the big fat hairy asshole in charge of Iran has declared the election in that country valid and declared Janitor-in-Chief Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the official winner of the completely impotent position of President of Iran. The janitor is declaring victory, even as Iranian protesters are killed in the streets for questioning the outcome of the vote. Gives an all new meaning to the term "hanging chad"...or perhaps "hanging Abdul" would be more accurate?


"Does this pose make me look important?"